I’m scared. No really I am. When I was a kid all I wanted most in the world (besides my mothers spices for my world famous mud pies) was a cabbage patch kid. I managed to score four of them one even had cornsilk hair. Fast forward to now and this is what they are selling little girls? Anorexic lollipop heads? These dolls have their own web site that girls can make virtual bedrooms, take quizes to find out what Bratz doll you might be, watch a preview for the Bratz movie and even dress the huge headed freak doll all in the comfort of a tube top and pretty pink lipstick. Soon she’ll be available with her own contraceptive devices most likely rainbow colored with glitter accents. I think this is why I am seeing 7 year old girl wearing half tops and frilly jean skirts with shoes I am not sure I could even walk in.

In all my extensive Momthropology research I have found a wholesome alternative to the beast that is the Bratz. American Girl has everything a girl could want including class.