Happy Monday you Momthrologists you! May your floors mop themselves and your laundry come out stain free.

It seems like my Monday is all about house recovery. You know the weekend is full of family time so household duties go down the drain. Then boom, you wake to the grind and it all starts over again.

My sister in law has (brace yourself) a maid. I can’t imagine. If someone came into my house and started cleaning I would feel like I would have to get in there and help them out. I mean what does one do while a stranger takes a mop to the floor? It would be more awkward than I can stand to think. Maybe she’s not there when her maid comes to call. I take pride in my house so it seems only natural that I’d be best person for the job. Or maybe I am just a clean freak and it’s my way or the highway.

In any event I am still without shower and I may just remain that way until I get all the grime work done. My apologies to anyone who has to interact with me during the course of the day. I might actually get more done if I didn’t hang out here so much. Now don’t you feel special? Okay back to work ladies.