1. When it’s so HOT you feel like your face is melting off.

2. Your tot wants to be held all day in 100 degrees of hell.

3. The insane price for a coldstone child size serving and the fact that we as mothers can’t buy one for ourselves?! SUCK

4. Women who wear short shorts but who really should not.

5. When you neighbor points out how hot it must be inside your house without AC (Really? I didn’t notice.)

6. You go to fill the kiddie pool and the water from the hose comes out boiling)

7. What ever keeps eat my god damn poppies! Die you suck!

8. The fact my hair looks like crap in a ponytail.

9. Forgetting to shave and wearing a dress.

10. Hot kids, ugh they whine, they sweat, they must be stopped.