This one is dedicated to one Mrs. B.

1. People who steal a mothers purse from her stroller leaving her stranded at the park with out keys, money, and her green card. YOU SUCK!

2. Indecisive People ;

1. Prone to or characterized by indecision; irresolute: an indecisive manager.
2. Inconclusive: an indecisive contest; an indecisive battle.
3. Not clearly defined; indefinite: indecisive boundaries running through mountainous terrain.

In parenthood, driving, personalities, ordering a god damn drink. Just pick something people.

3. Serving sizes, who in the hell eats 1/3 of a bran muffin?

4. Corn on the cob. Why does thou taste so good but scorn me with corn shrapnel!

5. People who can’t smile when you smile at them. Would it kill you to show some kindness toward a fellow human? Sucky.

6. Getting a greek salad (I heart those greeks) and biting down on a kalamata pit. Yeotch suck!

7. One of those days when nothing goes right and you feel fat, ugly, in it alone, and down right shitty.

8. When a neighbor is cooking on a hot day and it don’t smell purdy.

9. Realizing you just walked by your window in little more than a bath towel much to the surprise of the mail man. Sucks for you buddy.

10. PUNKS. No not punk rockers but shitty little spoiled kids who boss my kids around and teach them bad words.