Things that suck Friday! (Brought to you by Jesus™)
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1. Running out of toilet paper while doing the business and no adult is around to assist you in retrieving another roll.
2. People who speed through parking lots. (It’s called a parking lot for a reason.) 3. My breasts, sorry girls. You suck! 4. People who leave shit all over the seasonal aisle’s rendering it impossible to maneuver a cart let alone a stroller through. You suck long time.5. Parents who let their kids bring HUGE ridable cars to the park then let their child tease/scare the other kids with it. Charming, oh no wait you SUCK!
6. The dirty dishes after a big family dinner.
7. When a Vegetable dies in your crisper but isn’t found till weeks later.
8. Losers who throw trash/cigarettes out the window of cars whilst driving. (There is a special place in hell for you.)
9. Stepping on the lone toy left after a days play. Yeouch!
10. People who mow the lawn before eight am. Don’t you have anything better to do? Sucky Suck suck.
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#5 was something Dr.Wilma
#5 was something Dr.Wilma and I witnessed just recently, a mom brought her 3yr old’s motorized jeep (bigger then just a typical kid car) into - not just the playground - but the tot lot!!! This tot lot has a sidewalk that was barely big enough for the vehicle that this kid so proudly drove in on. Mind you the park has a HUGE grassy area and plenty of paved areas too! So why she and him drove in and parked was beyond me. Unless the conversation at home was literally something like this:
Honey, it’s so nice let’s go to the park.
“Ok mom, can I bring my Jeep and not share it with any of the kids?”
Of course sweetheart, let’s watch the poor kids beg.
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