Forgive me but what the hell is wrong with some of you people? If Angie and Brad name their twins Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb I will not be surprised if those become slathered all over the future rosters of preschools everywhere.
Granted I did try to give my children a name that when I called for them (while they ignored me in the park) instead of having half the park respond it would be the select few. There is nothing wrong with different but there is something wrong with stupid.
Here are some poor kids sad fate in life do to their parents need for attention….
Keelee Breeze (Vanilla Ice can’t rap and can’t name)
Sophia Rose, Sistine Rose, Scarlet Rose (A rose by any other name would not be Sly Stallone’s kid)
Moxie CrimeFighter (Penn Jillette seriously that’s Bullshit)
Coco Riley (Isn’t that a monkey name Courtney Cox?)
Fifi Trixibelle (My god…Paula Yates)
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My parents where hippies and gave me two middle-names that where this close to being Eric Clapton. No disrepect to Clapton, but I feel lucky that I was spared that fate. Reminds me of the “Michael Bolton” character in Office Space.
Anyway, one of my parent’s friends had a kid that apparently I used to play with when I was knee high to a grasshopper that to this day is the most rediculous middle name I’ve ever heard. I’ll make up the first and last names, because honestly they where eclipsed by this kids middle name. The name? John “Trout Fishing In America” Doe. Seriously. That’s on the birth certificate. Apprently it was a book by a very popular hippie author at the time, Richard Brautigan. The book’s on Amazon if you’re curious…
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I am picking up exactly what you’re putting down Dr.Wilma. Your choice of imagery is top notch to boot.
The NY Times is feelin’ ya too:
Seriously -
Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf-Lee is that a name or a job description?
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