10.) You correct someone because they’ve referred to a Children’s Show character incorrectly. As in, “No, Rosita is the blue monster and Zoe is the orange one.”
9.) You spend more time folding tiny clothes then you do wearing them.
8.) Your high heels are tucked away for those rare occasions you wont be chasing after a kid.
7.) You’ve found and removed floam, playdough and/or other childs toy items on you while showering.
6.) Your child’s food preferences have replaced other useful information that you swear your brain used to hold.
5.) While in public you’ve asked where the ‘potty’ is - for yourself.
4.) You know how to spot lead painted toys at 10 yards away.
3.) You know how to make playdough
2.) You know what non-toy items can be used as a toy in a desperate situation.
1.) You have been bored by the conversations of childless people.