10. As soon as you’re whole family appears to be ready to finally go out the door - someone needs to use the bathroom.

9. Your children succeed in not getting you dirty all day, but you manage to spill on yourself.

8. The other kid’s snacks are always better than what you’ve packed for your own child.

7. Just when you think you’re past a difficult stage with your child they find a completely different way to challenge you.

6. As soon as you pick up your phone your once occupied child will need to talk to you immediately.

5. The moment you put down the acorn/rock/leaf that your child gave you hours ago - they ask you to show it to them.

4. The one thing you wish your child would forget they blurt out to just the right person.

3. Your child will gobble up a *banana in the grocery store but once you bring some home they lose all interest. (*insert food of choice/disinterest)

2. That favorite toy will get lost.

1. No matter how cool of a parent you are - your child will (love you but) think your a dork.