10. Your belly can also be used as a storage shelf.

9. You don’t just crave certain foods you neeeeeeed them.

8. Your pet or older child notices your lap is half the size it used to be.

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7. Elastic wasteband pants aren’t even comfortable enough.

6. You’d like to bite the head off of the skinny, non-pregnant lady sitting next to you complaining about her weight.

5. You close your eyes when walking past cute non-maternity clothes.

4. You think sleeping is a fantastic hobby.

3. You grunt when you sit down, you grunt when you stand up.

2. Your belly button is in a different time zone.

1. You pee so frequently you’d like to install an entertainment system in the bathroom.