10. You instinctively cup your hand when your child appears to need to throw up or spit food out, napkins are completely optional.

9. Detailed discusions of poop no longer disgust you and in fact you’ve participated in them. “Last night little Timmy’s poop was florescent green, you should have seen it!”

8. Your about 10 times less modest then you once were and you understand that your breasts are useful tools with several functions.

7. Your T.V. spends more time on kids channels then on grown up channels.

6. You can accomplish most tasks that ordinary people struggle with - even if you’ve got a baby strapped to you in a carrier/backpack.

5. You can spot the childless people in a crowd. (They’re the ones that appear annoyed with your precious child for singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star quietly)

4. You know before your child even knows, when they have to go to the bathroom.

3. You (sadly) seem to wake up 5 minutes before your child does then wish you were still sleeping when you hear that first, “Mahhh-ma”

2. You’ve developed a taste for tater tots.

1. Your superhuman hearing knows the difference between a child playing quietly and a child getting into trouble quietly.