Monday Top Ten: You Know You're a Mom When...

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10. You hear a kid throwing a tantrum and you think, “That poor mom.” instead of, “She should _____” fill in the blank with inexperienced suggestion.

9. You see a mom with 6 well-behaved kids walking down the sidewalk and you think, “She’s some kind of Super hero.”

8. There’s food stains on your shirt from food someone else ate.

7. You’ve found yourself holding pants with pee-pee in them in one hand and your beverage in the other.

6. You can interpret the sound  of a baby crying, “Wahhh” now has meaning.

5. There’s a ‘To Do’ list that only gets longer.

4. There’s a ‘Honey Do’ list that only gets longer.

3. You know the difference between a kid that’s being wacky and having fun and a kid that’s spun out and over tired.

2. You understand the importance of waving back at a baby.

1. You are conscientious about how you’ve parked your especially when you spot a child’s car seat in the car next to you. 


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Number one is iffy as you

Number one is iffy as you and I both no from my library experience. That SUV driving mama had a car seat too. Skank.(My new favorite word)

Yeah, it was almost a

Yeah, it was almost a suggestion with that type of lady in mind - parking sideways with her SUV butted up against your car that yields 2 car seats wins her no mommy points in my book.

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