1. Vaccuums that don’t.

2. People who think they can relate to parents because they have pets.

3. People with no tolerance for children because they have none - and apparently can’t recall ever being one.

4. Waking up and realizing your baby is all grown up.

5. Waking up and realizing your big kid is acting like a baby.

6. The guilt associated with being a stay at home parent. Somehow the working parent just gets to sleep more because of that guilt - right up until the point where we crack and say, “HEY! I work hard too!”

7. When kids throw tantrums.

8. When grown ups throw tantrums.

9. Your child picking up that one thing about you that you hoped they wouldn’t.

10. The answers you think of too late for that multitude of why questions.