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Which would you rather eat? (Thanksgiving Poll)

By Dr. Wilma on November 24th, 2008 at 09:52pm
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Giblet
Stuffing
Turkey

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Turkey

Giblet (If you say yes you must also explain to me what the hell it is)

Stuffin'

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If given a choice your child would eat which of the following...

By Dr. Wilma on April 10th, 2008 at 06:54am
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dinner
food
picky eating

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Broccoli

Pizza

Tofu

Food? What's food?

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What TV dad would you say your husband is most like?

By Dr. Wilma on March 17th, 2008 at 09:51am
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dads
roll
tv

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Mike Brady

Homer Simpson

Tim Allen

John Goodman

Ozzy Osbourne

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Which plastic surgery would you choose if the procedure were covered by your insurance?

By Professor Betty on March 16th, 2008 at 08:28pm
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fantasy
mom
plastic surgery

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Hello old friends - Return your breasts to the state that they once were.

Bye bye bottom - Lose the extra area that your backyend has expanded to.

Hippies be gone - Retain the silhouette you once had.

Bellylicious - A tummy so flat you could balance a house of cards on it.

Skin so smooth - Remove any and all stretch marks.

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Which ficticious (wife-friendly) invention would you most like to own?

By Professor Betty on March 02nd, 2008 at 08:43pm
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funny
wife inventions

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Snore-no-more Pillow: Placed under the zonked head of your husband he is guaranteed not to saw a single log.

Fart Fresh: One drop of this into your hubby's food and gas he may pass will smell like: fresh linen, spring breeze or lemon

Maid-for-you CD: Playing this CD will make your husband feel the need to clean the house entirely, happily and effectively.

Present Time: This gift for your husband is a programmable clock that you set to remind him which gifts to give you and when.

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