We recently moved from a two bedroom townhome to an actual three bedroom house with a yard! You would be excited too if for two years your backyard was pine needles and a cement slab, oh and a major thoroughfare.

It’s now been about four months since the move and I am starting to notice the neighborhood oddballs, as harmless as they might be. I thought sharing them might make for a funny blog. Or a good start for a police report on a missing person.

First (and I do apologize if I offend anyone) we have what I like to refer as the Christian Sandwich. Both neighbors on either side have some serious love for the big man in the sky. Not that this is freaky, just a little freaky for them to have us in the middle. My only real gripe about them is that one side honks their horn every morning at about seven. Didn’t Jesus just wave goodbye?  read more »

1. SUV’s parked in compact parking spots.
2. When you miss wiping up that extra hair dye on you face.
3. Running out of tissues with a snotty infant.
4. Bitchy old people who are bitchy (I think) just because they are old.
5. People who use their phones while at the gym. You suck!
6. Going for a glass of milk and as it hits your taste buds you realize its gone bad… really bad.
7. Rain, rain and more rain.
8. Homeowners in the Bay area! You Suck!
9. Frozen corn on the cob, its never the fresh stuff.
10. When the pizza place gets your address wrong and your pizza comes 90 minutes late  read more »