Dude some poor Wal-Mart employee was trampled to death by a bunch of shoppers. How sad is it that first we as people can get to the point where it’s okay to stomp on another persons spleen to score a wii and some head cheese and second your last final moments are staring up at the bright fluorescent light all while Frank Sinatra sings Jingle Bells. 

1. When your husband can’t manage to get his dirty laundry in the hamper.
2. Shutting your child’s finger in the dishwasher/ refrigerator door.
3. Your child figures out how to undo the tabs on his or hers diaper.
4. Waking up before anyone else in the house. You suck Circadian rhythm!
5. Infomercials promising a tighter abs if I buy their products.
6. Guys who use their tots to pick up women. Ew.
7. Check out lanes with the candy at kids eye level and reach.
8. When your child gets a bad haircut and they have to “Let it grow out.”
9. Drivers who tailgate when I am already going over the speed limit.
10. The person or persons who stole my kids ball from our yard.
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