1. Running out of toilet paper while doing the business and no adult is around to assist you in retrieving another roll.  read more »

2. People who speed through parking lots. (It’s called a parking lot for a reason.) 3. My breasts, sorry girls. You suck! 4. People who leave shit all over the seasonal aisle’s rendering it impossible to maneuver a cart let alone a stroller through. You suck long time.

5. Parents who let their kids bring HUGE ridable cars to the park then let their child tease/scare the other kids with it. Charming, oh no wait you SUCK!

Easter is not one of my favorite holidays. So maybe that is one of the main reasons I had forgot all about it up until parents visiting day at my son’s preschool when another Mom mentioned it. Isn’t it odd that a a green beer drunkfest was last week and now we are celebrating a holy holiday?

I thought Easter was always in April. I guess I was wrong. Not that I wasn’t giving any signs. Churches have been posting mass times and egg hunts. Stores always put that garb out months before it is upon us so I just breezed past all the plastic eggs and various basket treats. I felt like I was pretty darn prepared.  read more »