1. Vaccuums that don’t.

2. People who think they can relate to parents because they have pets.

3. People with no tolerance for children because they have none - and apparently can’t recall ever being one.

4. Waking up and realizing your baby is all grown up.

5. Waking up and realizing your big kid is acting like a baby.

6. The guilt associated with being a stay at home parent. Somehow the working parent just gets to sleep more because of that guilt - right up until the point where we crack and say, “HEY! I work hard too!”

7. When kids throw tantrums.  read more »

10. Why is fire hot?

9. Why is daddy lighting the food on fire?

8. Why is it so smokey?

7. How come I can’t cook something on the BBQ?

6. Can I BBQ this playdough hotdog?

5. What does charcoal taste like?

4. Why is daddy cooking dinner?

3. Why does my food have black lines on it?

2. What did we barbeque for dessert?

1. Why is this so yummy?

10. As soon as you’re whole family appears to be ready to finally go out the door - someone needs to use the bathroom.

9. Your children succeed in not getting you dirty all day, but you manage to spill on yourself.

8. The other kid’s snacks are always better than what you’ve packed for your own child.

7. Just when you think you’re past a difficult stage with your child they find a completely different way to challenge you.

6. As soon as you pick up your phone your once occupied child will need to talk to you immediately.

5. The moment you put down the acorn/rock/leaf that your child gave you hours ago - they ask you to show it to them.  read more »