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Things that suck Friday!

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This one is dedicated to one Mrs. B.

1. People who steal a mothers purse from her stroller leaving her stranded at the park with out keys, money, and her green card. YOU SUCK!

2. Indecisive People ;

  1. Prone to or characterized by indecision; irresolute: an indecisive manager.
  2. Inconclusive: an indecisive contest; an indecisive battle.
  3. Not clearly defined; indefinite: indecisive boundaries running through mountainous terrain.
In parenthood, driving, personalities, ordering a god damn drink. Just pick something people.

3. Serving sizes, who in the hell eats 1/3 of a bran muffin?  read more »

Momfrontations ("Are you talking to me punk?")

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I would like to think of myself as a pretty darn likable person as well as a respectful mother who is nurturing and kind to the wee ones in my life. I obey and follow all of the unspoken park rules.

So I never would have imagined that a “Momfrontation” might happen to me.

It all started at a local park where myself and Betty took our two sweet tot’s and my then new little baby bean. Everything was going like a typical playdate at the park. We were all playing in the sand and I went to check on baby bean who was asleep in her stroller. When I heard someone raising their voice. I looked up and was shocked to see another mother crouched down in my toddlers face wagging her finger and well frankly, yelling. Then it hit me, that heated feeling when you know your a mother and need to protect your young. I calmly walked over and asked her to stop yelling at my son. She then proceeded to tell me that my son had pushed her son down the slide (a pretty typical thing to happen at a park) and that I should be watching my child. I agreed and said that I was checking on my baby. Her response was getting pretty heated, “Maybe you shouldn’t have had another if you can’t handle two!” Ding ding! Take your corners ladies!  read more »